Man Left Behind on African Safari 5 Years Ago Returns Home... IDENTIFYING AS A GIRAFFE?!?!?
URGENT: LOOKING FOR ANY AND ALL FEMALES WILLING TO STEP ON ME. (please contact - [email protected])
Here at Tony Dazarro's Pizzaria, we listen to our customers! We have heard your requests: we know that you want to be able to buy our Pies, our Canoles, our fresh GABAGOOL with your Bitcoin. Well, thanks to our local friends at CryptoCrave, we are adding over ten cryptocurrency payment options, including:
- Bitcoin
- Ethereum
- Dogecoin
- Lightcoin
- Polygon
- Rotundo Coin
- 5G Coin
We are so excited for our customers to take advantage of this innovation! Just download the CryptoCrave app on your preferable iPhone, Android, or Tesla device! Payments accepted starting on May 21st!
Now selling food truck for $2000 no negoshians ther was a problem with the fryers on labor day an the back right corner got caught on fire
its still in pretty good condition thouhg you just have to watch out for the smells
Hello. I recently opened up The Red Panda - a sushi restaurant - with my mom, Ling.
We have been having great success in our first month of business. So great that we are being forced to ask: how does the average American eat so much food?
I have lived in New York my entire life, so I am fully aware of the state of gluttony in this country, but seeing how it can impact a business really changed my mindset.
We have actually been struggling on certain days that some of the "hungrier" customers come in.
The first day, my mother cried because these single men kept coming in and ordering 1-2 boats just for themselves. They didn't even need to go boxes. And I think our prices may be too low, because people are coming in and asking for options bigger than the boat, and then getting angry when we don't have them! I am really just looking for advice from others that have been through this business wise. How can we make sure the prices are set properly. Maybe if we upped them, people would order healthier portions?
Also, I hate to leave this as a side note, but I have now had 3 cousins quit on me after less than a week working cleaning duties. There is this one man who comes in every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. His order is TWO Shrimp Tempura boats, one Rainbow Roll Boat, and he uses an entire bottle of soy sauce every time. He also wears a burger king hat and brings in a bag with a whopper and two slices of Hershey pie. He smells like absolute shit, and I really want to figure out how to ban him. He eats everything within 30 minutes, then he goes to our bathroom, locks to door, and proceeds to take the most unholy excrements I have ever seen. Each one is about as wide as a pool noodle and about as long as a garden snake. The toilet can't flush, even with a plunger, so we have to scoop it into a slop bucket, which my uncle Wei Han burns in the neighboring alley.
Please help us... I don't think my family and I can continue to run this place without guidance. It is too straining on our mental health.
Special guest, comedian Shane Gillis, will be performing some stand up on the Mighty Meaty Balcony, and we need extras to laugh, have fun, and shove some of Michael's Magnificent Meat down their gullets!
This is not a paying job, but meat will be provided free of charge! (Participants under 18 must bring a legal guardian to participate.)
Hello All! :)
I am looking for the Official Beanz NFT Collectible Cans. I am a huge fan of the Azuki/Beanz universe, and would love to get my hands on any cans (but will pay a premium for samarais!!). I do not care if you opened and ate the beans from the cans, although I will be paying about 60% less for these.
Please add me on discord at BeanFeet#3948 or text me at 555-419-6529. Thank you!!!
I ate my first rat in the summer of '76. This kid in my neighborhood Mike Fatone swore up and down that they tasted like chicken. But you wanna know something... it tasted better. Buttered rat in a hot dog bun, on a kaiser roll, lil stick shoved up it's pooper and through its stupid little buck tooth mouth, it don't matter... I'M TELLING YA "RATS ARE WHERE IT'S AT". Tony's got the t shirts comin!!!!!
The courts are stiffing my on the permit, so I need someone to help me prove that the "disease narrative" is a load of BALONIES.
- Raymond Greer (Sent from My iPhone 7)